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October 16, 2006
my cats are gay!
At some point during the last few months, this blog stopped showing up on searches for Himmler--according to sitemeter--which means there is no traffic anymore. This also means I can post whatever I want and almost no one will see it.
That said, my cats are totally gay:
gross!
There are much less fuzzy, much more homosexual pictures of my cats, but they are not on hand so this will have to do for now.
Actually I hope this site starts showing up as the #1 hit for images of gay cats; that would be pretty cool.
Posted by onion slayer at 04:34 PM | Comments (1)
October 13, 2006
indispensable
Are you,
1. Wealthy?
2. Violently allergic to cats?
3. Nuts about cats and cursing fate for making you allergic to them?
Then this product is for you!
Buy your hyperallergenic kitten today, and also scroll through the unnecessarily long "cat facts" window on the side, where you will learn trivia such as "cats respond best to names that end with '-ee'," which explains why my cats don't know their own names.
There's also this:
"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler." As opposed to the much better people who loved cats: Winston Churchill, Abraham Lincoln, Florence Nightingale, Buddha, and Mohammed. Obvious conclusion: If you don't like cats, you are a warmonger.
Postscript: I just cleared a bunch of spam from my comments box. I know this doesn't make me unique, but there were several from someone named "semen," as well as links to something called "cute chubby boobs."
Posted by onion slayer at 05:43 PM | Comments (1)