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January 03, 2006
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It seems I've been "tagged."
Seven Things To Do Before I Die
1. Stop having social anxiety disorder
2. Take over the world and outlaw onions
3. Eat foie gras
4. Get in a big screaming fight with my parents
5. Make enough money that I can afford summer homes in different countries
6. Speak at least six languages fluently
7. Calculus, because it is embarrassing that I got through high school (and worse, University) without learning any.
Seven Things I Cannot Do
1. Whistle
2. Eat onions, mayonnaise, bleu cheese, celery, cilantro, ginger, thousand island, ranch dressing, gin, or gristle
3. Hold more than two digits in my head at the same time
4. Chat easily with other people
5. Speak in public
6. Sing
7. Put my head under water
Seven Things That Attract Me To. . . Blogging
1. The fame
2. The fortune
3. The girls
4. The drugs
5. The rock n' roll lifestyle
6. ...
7. Just boredom, actually
Seven Things I Say Most Often
1. "no onions"
2. "um"
3. "I see"
4. "interesting"
5. "Godfuckingdamnit!"
6. "motherfuckers!"
7. "bastards!"
But I am probably wrong about this. I don't often listen to myself.
Seven Books That I Love
1. Borges, collected fiction
2. The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
3. Lolita
4. James M. Cain, Double Indemnity
5. a World Atlas
6. The Sound and the Fury
7. When I was in grade school I read The Call of the Wild about eight thousand times, back when I thought it was just a story about dogs
Seven Movies That I Watch Over And Over Again
1. Vertigo, but not really on purpose
2. Kill Bill I and II
3. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
4. Blade Runner
5. Blue Velvet
6. Fargo
7. South Park
Seven Songs I Play Over And Over Again
1. "Heartbeats," The Knife
2. "King Rides By" and other Cat Power
3. "Do You Love Me?" and other Nick Cave
4. "Angelene," PJ Harvey
5. "Malaguena Salerosa," Chingon
6. "Baby's On Fire," Brian Eno
7. "Wordy Rappinghood," Tom Tom Club
But I'm sick of listening to songs over and over.
Seven People I Want To Join In Too
1. Ella
2. That's it. I don't think I know anyone else with a blog.
Posted by onion slayer at January 3, 2006 04:42 PM