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January 23, 2006

filling space

I just felt the need to post here because my site seemed to have gone all blank.

Do I have anything to say? Not really, but I'll think of a few things.

1. My mom talks with God. Not to God, mind you--with God. Apparently they engage in two-way conversations. This news alarms me.

2. Onions are seriously out to get me. Last week, I asked for a salad without onions and what did I receive? A salad with EXTRA onions. They were so prevalent that they made the whole Marguerite shuttle reek of rank foulness, so I had to throw the whole thing away and eat ice cream for dinner.

3. Also, I got some beef-and-spinach ravioli from the Italian deli. After spending all the time to fix it up with spicy olive oil sauce and romano and even truffle oil, I bit into it and discovered that it was bursting with onion. Then, I had to eat beans out of a can for dinner.

4. Aguirre: The Wrath of God is awesome, particularly with the director's commentary where Werner Herzog talks about driving Klaus Kinski crazy to the point where he was nearly murdering the cast and crew, and also about stealing 400 monkeys and driving with them through South America.

5. The more time that goes by, the more people per day end up on my site because they're looking for pictures of Himmler.

I'm going back to do work now.

Posted by onion slayer at January 23, 2006 03:32 PM

Comments

where are you? where are yoooou?

Posted by: Hissycat at February 6, 2006 03:53 PM

Yes, I'm sorry.

i was, indeed, looking for pictures of Himmler. Color pictures. -Any nazis actually. It's for my Fox Force Seven project. I've already rendered Sean Hannity into "the Mad Foamer" and Anne Coulter has become "IronMaiden", but i need something fascist for Bob Novak and a few others. Thus... my search for Himmler and presence here.

i hope this unusual Himmler thing works out for you though.

Posted by: Keeferman at April 15, 2006 07:44 AM

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